placeholder (512 bytes) Favorite Quotes

The things we quote provide insight into who we are.  These are quotes I like to use in my .sig files.  Wander around and have a peek - I'll warn you, though, it's full of twisty mazes and a little dark and scary in places.  Roomy, though...

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     (1024 bytes)Books
vspacer.gif (512 bytes) Books A room without books is like a body without soul. --Cicero
Library They got the library at Alexandria. THEY'RE NOT GETTING MINE!
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(1024 bytes)Cats
Cat-run See cat. See cat carrier. See cat see cat carrier.
See cat RUN. Run, cat, run...
Cats-answering Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Feet If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on my cats.
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Caffeine "It is by Caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion-
It is by the beans of Java, that my thoughts acquire speed-
The hands acquire shakes; the shakes become a warning-
It is by Caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion...
Food Life is too short to eat bad food.
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Dragon It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations.
Harmless If I'd known it was harmless, I'd have killed it myself!
Lose Never compete with someone who has nothing to lose.
Nice Just because you're a vampire, it doesn't mean you're not a nice person...
Ratrace Remember - even if you win the rat race, you're still just another rat...
Rats Just when you think you're winning the rat race, they bring in faster rats!
Rigged Of course the game is rigged - but if you don't play you can't win!
Win You can't win, you can't break even and you can't get out of the game.
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Irish "There's no sense to being Irish unless you know the world's going to break your heart" -Thomas Adcock
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Buck The buck does not even PAUSE here!
Cable I'd rather get cable service from the phone company than phone service from the cable company...
Candle Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends... ...tell me where to get more wax!
Center Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer.
Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed up on the world ...
Yeats - The Second Coming
Dance You've got to dance like nobody's watching, and love like it's never going to hurt.
Desperation top (1024 bytes) People used to live lives of quiet desperation--now they go on talk shows. ** Frank and Ernest **
Duct-tape Duct tape is like the Force - it has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together.
Easier There is always an easier way to do it.
Enemies Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Evil All evil is good become cancerous -- Isaac Asimov
Fear The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown. - H.P. Lovecraft
Ghosts you ask whether i believe in ghosts - of course i do not believe in them
if you had known as many of them as i have you would not believe in them either
perhaps i have been unfortunate in my aquaintance but the ones i have known have been a bad lot
-- Don Marquis's Archy and Mehitabel
Ignorance There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.
Immortality I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. --Woody Allen
Lecter Hannibal Lecter Dinner Theater - For a Tasteful Evening
Menu - Fresh Liver, Fava Beans, and a Light Chianti
Now Playing: Man of La Muncha
Life My life is filled with Romance, Danger, Lust...
and dust balls the size of cantaloupes!
Madness top (1024 bytes) Madness takes its toll... please have exact change
Monsters Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. --- Friedrich Nietzsche
Never I was put on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
I am now so far behind I can never die...
Talk2 My thinking is usually pretty good; unfortunately I tend to do it after my talking, by which time I've generally destroyed all basis for further conversation.
Source Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
Stars We are all in the gutter - but some of us are looking at the stars.
O. Wilde
Wisdom Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
Women What do women want? The same things as men, only in prettier colors... Northern Exposure
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Sex Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. The answer is "Yes"!
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Vasty GLENDOWER: I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
HOTSPUR: Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them? - Henry IV
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Foxhole Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
Subtle Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of range before it's understood.
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Author I would rather be attacked than unnoticed. For the worst thing you can do to an author is to be silent as to his works. -- Samuel Johnson
Passion "No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft" H.G. Wells
Writing Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.  Virginia Woolfe
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