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Galactic Date: 34: 8: 2
Volume 1     Number 3


                    Drekkma Drinking Contest

Mos Eisley,Tatooine - Today the owner of the Mos Eisley Cantina held
a contest to see who can drink the most Drekkma mead. Only the
bravest and the most expierenced drinker would ente this contest,
also a few fool hardy ones did too.
     For those of you who don't know what a Drekkma mead is I will
explain. A Drekkma is a herd animal on some of the outer-rim planets.
The Drekkma only eats Garbage, but tastes terrible is prepared as
food. The Drekkma mead is a drink from their liquid wastes. Which
turns out to have some alchol in it. Besides where it comes from the
smell is really pungent, But I have heard it does taste good after
you get use to the after taste. Most people don't drink it bcause of
where it comes from and the smell. That is what makes this contest so
challenging.
     The winner of this contest will win all the Drekkme mead the
owner has and the contract to pick up his stock of drinks. the First
contestant didn't know what Drekkma mead was and after another
contestant told him one sniff and he was off the the restroom. The
second contestant put it in his mouth and then spit it back out and
was off to the restroom. The third contestant took the glass with an
unsteady hand and downed the drink real fast. Evidently it didn't
help because he and the next two contestants a long with some of the
watchers  all ran to the restroom. Even out of the cantina holding
their mouths and stomaches. The Sixth contestant walked up
confidently and aked for a fresh glass of Drekkma mead, which was 2
days old, and with a steady hand drank it very casually. The rest of
the customers and watchers headed for the nearest exit gaging on the
way out. Then the she Belched  quiet loudly and said " AH that was
good", which took out the rest of the contestants  the bar tender,
and sadly me too. When we all got settled back down she then ordered
another glass and Drekkma tube steak( you can guess what that is).
Which sent us all back to the restroom when she took her first bite.

this is your sick, and roving reporter Dirk Harkins for CNN
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GM Scoop: If I offended anybody with this I did not mean to.
                    This is just a joke and is meant to be funny. I
                    decide to do something that was not part of my
                    game and came up with this to gross my players
                    out and make them laugh too.
                    please sent your comments I would like to know
                    what you think.

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