Date: Wed, 19 Feb 1997 14:54:59 EST5EDT
From: Kevin Perrine <KEVINP@HOUSE.UVM.EDU>
Subject: [SW-RPG] HoloNews: "SWF" or "Et cetera"
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                                    the
                               Galactic
                           - CROSS/SECTOR -
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    A HoloNews subsidiary serving the OuterRim Terriories & BEYOND
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    GalacticDate - 10 . 3 ASW4
    OuterRim..Kathol Sector.. System..
    -------------------------------------------- Volume II Number 5
-CLASSIFIED AD-

   Space ... the final frontier, these are the harsh realaities of
life among the spacelanes & with that in mind we at Korval
Cybernetics have been hard at work just for you.
   Whether your desire is simple companionship or that strong sense of
"cabin fever" most all of us have felt from time to time, we have
given answer with our "you asked for it" policy.  Many of last years
line of Scout Companion Droids guided our engineers toward the HPD-
series Pleasure Droid ("HumPeD" for short) which will be unveiled
to the galaxy during the galaxy renown phenom "Deeply Religious" tour
of the OuterRim territories.
It is rumored to actually being unveiled during an enchor performance
by critically acclaimed all Droid band "the Master-Bait".
   Try a friend-to-"friend" chat or (for a nominal fee) sample a
torrid hour of passion, with a "Humped" aboard the Ithorian Herd ship
"Plethora".
Orders will be taken during Deeply's entire tour which is set to
begin in the Minos Cluster or drop by our showroom for your corporate
order...
Sorro Suub Design Engineer Chestor Mo'Less even commented with praise:
   "The SS Corp's Bothan Network was able to aquire a "Humped" just
    last week, its unlike anything I've seen. I have taken it home to
    examine it prrrivately, its quite remarkable.  *My* model was
    Species Chasse-Twi'lek series, those brain tails, oooh therrre
    grreat! Fully funtional, & I hear they're up-gradable, so that
    means when I get tired of Twi'lek I can try Gamorrean, ooooo I
    like that...rough... Um, I have to go now.  What? uh no we
    haven't planned to launch a counter product, uhh good idea- more
    test, yeh, more tests..."

Yes, as Mr. Mo'Less mentioned your HPD will be fully upgraded at no
cost to you... Single White Female your ticket? with tail, horn & all
other known species appendiges the HPD is available in functional
anatomical correct models or not. Made to order.
    Starting at around 9000 credits,
This wins the Cross/Sector's   "Droid of the Year Award"
    "From Ewok to Wookiee & everything inbetween if it moves we'll
                                                    get you HumPeD!"

This has been Arriot Fuches reporting for the Cross/Sector...
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          "Banned by the Empire & loving every minute of it!!"
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GM Scoop...
  Campaign Timeline: 7.0 - 10.3 ASW4
  Campaign InBrief: Rebel/Smugglers based on the DarkStryder Campaign
                    Boxed set.
About the Article:  This was entirely based on a posting by Dial
Christopher early wednesday.  I liked the idea so much I printed his
stats & sales pitch & thought in light of my "Deeply Religious" tour
happening It would be a great marketing idea to introduce it to all
those sex craved young people at the concert...  Hope you didn't mind
Dial- & thanks for the inspiration...  as for the "get Humped" slogan
I hope I didn't offend anyone, I couldn't help it...  And I also see
my Cross/Sector as a mix between a tabloid & a good news source,
taken with a great of salt but it probably is true.

BTW- I think Dial's post is a good example of how we could post new
products (with sales pitch, etc...) instead of just the Stats when
introducing a new homebrewed product. Very similar to the StarShip
Sale no one has participated in.

-kevin-

Modern technology
owes ecology
an apology.