Date: Mon, 07 Apr 1997 17:34:49 -0500
From: MR JOSH RIEHL <QQQS79B@PRODIGY.COM>
Subject: [SW-RPG] Another Holonews
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Here's another holonews Sadat (DonJuan Hicks) wrote, tell me what you
think-



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                                                                Volume1 Issue 9
                                From Coruscant to Yavin, we serve ALL of the Galaxy

MORE PAINS IN THE BUU-TANG FOR THE EMPIRE

        Deep Space : Well, rack one more up for the untouchable rebel outlaw,
 Don Juan Hicks. This time the victims were the workers building the
new Super Star Destroyer, and the behemoth itself. According to one
of the sole survivors, an Imperial tinker named Selur Fruffle, not
more than a few days ago, small spots were seen heading towards the
construction site of the new Super Star Destroyer on the sensors.
Figuring it was just space dust, or a few small comets, the Imperials
continued on their work. A few hours later, three men in vacuum suits,
 reeking of something or other, claimed to be the new workers
assigned to the central core of the Super Star Destroyer. They made
their way up to the core, and the next thing the workers heard were
three blaster shots over the comlink. Selur ran to the comlink, and
inquired about the strange noise. The voice that came over the
comlink was analyzed by the ship's computer as Don Juan Hicks. Selur
sent a squad of stormtroopers up to the core, but then a minute later,
 the alarm went off signaling a broken porthole looking out to space.
Selur ran to the escape pod, and not a moment too soon. When he and
the other survivors were a safe distance away, the main core of the
Super Star Destroyer was blown up in a brilliant flash, ruining a
good 5 years work. The last thing they saw was Don Juan's newly
acquired ship, The Lesshart Mo'Sphincter jumping to lightspeed.
        The other two beings accompanying Don Juan were later indentified as
a (Josh, fill in the blank of Dutcher's race here) that goes by The
Firecracker, and a gambler come upon hard times codenamed The Ice
Cream Man. They have recently joined the list among the Imperial's
Top 20 Most Wanted, and the bounty for each of them is 10,000 credits
alive, 5000 dead.

This has been Gurog Beorn  reporting for Fytil Scarn reporting from
Coruscant


                                        The galaxy's big, but we manage to cover it ALL!
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Josh Riehl
QQQS79B@PRODIGY.COM

Tragic news today, as former president Gerald Ford was eaten alive by
a pack of wolves, he was delicious.

Dana Carvey-
Saturday Night Live