Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 21:32:48 -0500
From: MR JOSH RIEHL <QQQS79B@PRODIGY.COM>
Subject: [SW-RPG] Holonews
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Hey, here's another Holonews. PLEASE tell me what you like, or
dislike about my holonews. Thanks

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                                                                Volume1 Issue 11

                                From Coruscant to Yavin, we serve ALL of the Galaxy

                        Exclusive Interview!!!

        Corellia: Today, I was shopping for some new equipment, down in the
Corellian trade market, when I heard a voice I recognized. I heard
someone yelling "What the %@$&!!!" and then I heard a laugh. A laugh
i've heard before, the laugh of none other than DonJuan Hicks. I
cautiously approached Mr. Hicks, looking to see what was happening.
Hicks was laughing as a vendor's animals were running out of their
cages. Mr. Hicks looked at him, and calmly said, "HI! I'M BOB DOLE,
and that's not nice what your doing to those little animals." I was
stunned. The man who has destroyed the Emperor's personel shuttle,
was protecting little animals. Then what Hicks did next shocked me.
He threw a credit chip at the merchant. I followed Hicks to his ship,
were a tall creature, with four arms was waiting for him. He wispered
something in the creatures ear, and the alien looked at me. I
cautiosly walked up, and muttered, "I....I....I....I'd like to...t..t.
t...t talk....t...t...tt.tt.tooo M...M....Mr.....Hi....Hi....Hicks"
The alien looked and and joyfully exclaimed, "Ugg'll go get freind
for you!" I couldn't believe it, Hicks was FREINDS with that stupid
thing. Well, after a transfer of credits, and a pair of tickets to a
Deeply Religious concert, i finally got Hicks to agree to do an
interview, IF it was on is ship. So here is what i found out about
the man known as DonJuan Hicks.

Q: Did you kill the man on the ship you were captured on?

A: No, i merely slipped while cutting his cigar.

Q: Are you freinds with Bacca Tounce? Where might he be??

A: Bacca Tounce tried to kill me, he's dead, that'll show him.

Q: What are your feelings on the New Order?

A: What do you think.

Q: Rumor is, that you tried to steal money from your parents, what do
you have to say about this?

A: Now THAT is a lie, I was just relocating it, so that it wasn't all
in a big bundle. A big bundle is just crying out to be stolen.

Q: Did you destroy the Emperor's shuttle

A: No I did not. That thermal detonator just slipped outta my hand. I
swear it.

Q: What is DonJuan Hicks REALLY like???

A: Nun uv yer damn bizness!!! I only let drunk women know that my
freind.

Q: Who is your large counterpart? a side kick?

A: I'd have to say, my body guard and personal trainer, Ugg.

Q: This is a nice ship you got here, how much did it cost?

A: I did some swift bargaining, from a  high hundred thousand, to a
low hundred thousand.

Q: Who is your inspiration?

A: When i was a boy on Bespin, I went to see a circus. There was a
being there, that inspired me to be some of my best work following.
Even now when i make an easy five tousand credits off a bounty, i
still think back to him. His name is Chuckles the Flame throwing
Tauntaun.

Q: Do you consider yourself as good of a bounty hunter as Boba Fett
or Dengar?

A: (Boba Fett and Dengar, reading this, close your eyes) YES!! (ok,
you can open them you didn't miss anything)

This has been Fytil Scarn reporting from


                                        The galaxy's big, but we manage to cover it ALL!
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Josh Riehl
QQQS79B@PRODIGY.COM

Tragic news today, as former president Gerald Ford was eaten alive by
a pack of wolves, he was delicious.

Dana Carvey-
Saturday Night Live