Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 01:35:23 +0000
From: Qualls <qualls@PE.NET>
Subject: [SW-RPG] Holo Ad
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I recently printed the starship wash to use in a game I am going to
do here pretty soon. So I decide to do a Holo Ad like the holo news.
To give credit where credit is due.Of course this is a holo news. So
I am writing what the narrator says, but you prvide what they see.
Created by Peter Sturges and Geri Doran.
Holo Ad by Randy Qualls

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                                  HOLO ADVERTISEMENT
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                                  JIFFEE CLEAN AND PROTECT

Does your ship look like it's headed for the junkyard. Is it 5 years
old and looks like it's 20. Do you see rust marks and carbon scoring
over your ship. Then come to Jiffee Clean and Protect where we have
the best and up to date cleaning equipment just for your ship. We can
take that rust off your ship clean it up and make it like new. When we
get done you won't even recognize your own ship. Besides your basic
cleaning. We also have our very own, patton protected, "Stop It"
brand hull Coating that not only gives your ship a shine , but also
protects it for rust, and wipe carbon scoring off with just a rag. We
also prvide our advanced treatment were not only do we wash, and
put "Stop It " on it, But we change your lubes and coolants with
"Synthe-tek", we also change your water supply and you also get
your choice of two air fragrances. Fragrances from all over the
galxay like Savannah Green, Greel Wood, White Spice, Ocean Blue,
Lum Blend, Alvin Cline, Solar Flare, and our newest frqagrance
that New Starship Smell, And that's not all. For those that want to
go all out we have the Luxury plan you get 24 hour security on your
ship for up to 2 days, We steam clean all interior surfaces, We
change your lubes and coolants, restock of food and provide a gourme meal
when you  leave, plus we change your water with fresh ice sold
mineral water * flavoring cost extra*, and of cource your choice of
fragrances. We also re-upholster, we re-paint your ship, Hypredrive
cleaning, Ion-drive cleaning. We are located at any Imperial Class
starport in the core including Coruscant, Chandrila, Corulag, and
Breental, including many in the Colonies and the Inner-Rim.
Coming to a starport near you.*We are not responsible for lost,
stolen or damages articles, including pets. Prices Vary depending on
ship size, sector and location.* So stop on by. We're waiting for you
Just remember our moto "the prices maybe high, but so is the quality"
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Please tell me what you think.
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 "If Coruscant is the eye of the universe,
   Then Alderaan is the heart."
  CAPTAIN REX JAMIS
  qualls@pe.net
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