Date: Tue, 06 May 1997 17:42:33 +0100
From: Bob Francis <rkf@GLOBALNET.CO.UK>
Subject: [SW-RPG] NEWS: Incident on Karra
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                                Holonews
BBCH Network (Bakaran-Bakhazi Confederacy Holonews) -' News: The Confederacy
and Beyond'

                            Incident on Karra
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        Imperial Health and Trading Standards officials have launched an
inquiry into the 'Rodent-u-like' chain of fast food stores owned by Jenga
the Hutt after rumours that they had been using Ranats in the preparation of
the meals. (We don't mean as Chefs). Jax Letohnko who ws heading the
investigation had this to say:
'Obviously this is serious matter and just because he is a Fat Rat, uh I
mean Cat, we will not be lowering standards.'

WE then asked Jenga himself if he could comment on the proceedings. He
stated that 'Just because we are aliens, look I am only using big rats!'
When we pointed out that this was exactly what Ranats were he declined to
comment any further.

This is Razik Kar'tiz for BBCH
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Setting: A few months after ANH
GM Scoop: I plan to give out News clips like this just to immerse my players
in the game-this kind of thing I hope will give the broader scope a bit better.

Matt Francis
rkf@globalnet.co.uk
'Never trust the Grand Vizier...'