Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 11:54:52 EST5EDT
From: Kevin Perrine <KEVINP@HOUSE.UVM.EDU>
Subject: [SW-RPG] HoloNews
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Imperial Calendar  10 . 1
Extreme OuterRim /  System. Kathol Sector
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HoloNews-    the Galactic Cross-Sector   (INCOMM-OR subsidiary)

The cult HoloVid "the Lizard-Monkey" incident has officially gained
formal recognition by the Holo-Galactic-Review in this years best new
director, best Vid & best new-comers categories at the
Binary-SunDancer Vid awards. Nominations came in early this morning &
with Galactic HoloVid openings in Core Regions this weekend the
DeMongg Syndicate stand to break HoloVid sales in theaters currently
held by  "Death Star-the Documentary"...
Director Oribella the Hutt (long time "girl friend" of the great most
honoralbe DeMongg, gives all credit to herself for the masterpiece-
"Actors, Hoo Hooo Haaaa, Olvero & crew couldn't act their way out of a
paper bag. Me (Oribella) the most stupendous director ever." She has
been said to pattern her releases after the legendary Alderaanian
director-
         Jor'J LuKess (his famed credits follow)
               THX ( ... )
               DeathStar-the Doc (parts 4, 5 ,6)
               Maws (tale of a ship eating Space Slug)
               Corrilleana Ford (tale of an archiologist...)
               E.T. ( ... )
               among others
Honors for the New Comers category go out to Cozen Olvero & Gavin
Calvert. With classic lines like "lizard-monkey...you're fired..."
they can't miss...
Review Follows.

This has been Arriot Fuches reporting- for the Cross-Sector
"Banned by the Empire, & loving every minute of it!"
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Reviews-  ***the Lizard Monkey Incident"***
"One word - Tour-de-FORCE!!"
"THE fun-filled action-comedy of the new era -a balls out laugh-riot."
"Olvero's wit & Gavin's blaster take over the Vid- full Force."
"The Jawa sandwich scene steals the show- make mine Llamawah."
"Not for the kiddies, but make sure they see it in the re-released
                      Special Edition when they're older."
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 >>>GM Scoop:
I run a campaign based on much of the info from the DarkStryder
campaign. The DeMongg Syndicate tricked the PCs into the
HoloVid hit by asking them to try to tow a derelict Victory-class SD
back to DSyndicate space. With hidden cameras in the ship as well as
a secret camera on their R2 unit (R2O6- Osixx) they aproached the
ship, the Wookiee Chernobyl & the Jawa Llamwah went aboard to try &
reestablish power. Aboard they quickly discovered the ship infested
with Lizard Monkeys, the Jawa tried calming them as they swarmed
(they were just curious) but the Wookiee over reacted & began
smashing LMs. They were over-whelmed & the rescue attempt be Humans
Cozen & Gavin (the other PCs) made the rest of the movie. All of the
stuff about the awards & Jor'J LuKess (George Lucas) I just made up...
but plan to incorporate. they should love it since they're wanted &
the bounty sheets never had picture to match their names... (evil
grin)
 -kevin-


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owes ecology
an apology.