Date: Mon, 17 Feb 1997 21:53:20 +0000 (UT)
From: Steven Fagan <Jazzbone@MSN.COM>
Subject: [SW-RPG] HOLONET NEWS
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To those who don't know, a blivet is a twenty-Kilogram container filled with
thirty Kilograms        of excrement.


Note: Dear Anyone Who Gives A Damn,
        this is a disclaimer stating that the b'Pish brothers are not, in any way,
connected with any earthly homosexual groups.  They are fictional, and were
never intended, nor used, to belittle, poke fun at, or even joke about, gay
people.  IMO, anyone who gets mad about this and doesn't realize that some
things actually aren't life-and-death deserves to be bombed by blivets, then
attacked by a horde of giant, zombie, magic-using, dark-side, <FZOOK> wielding
rats.  Don't be a butt-monkey.

        Oh, and I don't want any lawsuits out of you who throw blivets at Llamas
either.

                                        Enjoy.


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        Jareth Mourns For b'Pish Brothers

        Today, Jarethians in the Polaquian Enclave are mourning the b'Pish (silent B)
brothers, renowned gay rights activists, and sole antagonists in the fight
against the Jarethian Llama Riders.  Best known for public demonstrations of
affection and tossing blivets at inexplicably stampeding Llamas, the entire
country will honor the dead in a new Jarethian custom by parading through the
streets singing songs of joy at the ascent of the souls to the Galactic
Resting Place.
        Bo'hb was killed in an alleyway, and his brother Bilh killed in his home.
The two were last seen following a pair of alleged rebels into the alley,
where Bo'hb's body was found along with several hundred pieces of his head.
Bilh's cause of death is unknown, becouse his house (and body) were trampled
just as investigators arrived at his house.  Many believe a splinter in his
left thumb killed him.
        The rebels were seen that same day following a smallish brown furry blur on
speeder bikes.  Caught in the stabilizers of the three speeders were six and a
half cats, a dog, and a Corteelian Llama.
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        OK, my Jedi and a rebel pilot friend of mine were in a metroplex along with
my Ewok buddy.  He decided to go off to the Commerce center in search of
shinies when our backs were turned.  As we tried to follow his trail of
wierdness, a couple of goons jumped us.  Despite my efforts to disarm him, one
ended up dead, the other ran away.  The Ewok stole a speeder bike, so we had
to follow him on rented ones.  After we caught him, we rode to the b'Pish
residence (we had found Bo'hb's ID card on him and found his address), where
we found Bilh.  At the sight of us, he had a heart attack, which we took to
mean "please take all of my stuff".  After looting his flat and selling a
speeder bike at a pawn shop, I returned MY speeder bike to the dealer, and we
went home.
        Lots of cool stuff to do here.

        -Avi Fagan