Date: Sun, 06 Apr 1997 21:42:02 -0500
From: MR JOSH RIEHL <QQQS79B@PRODIGY.COM>
Subject: [SW-RPG] Holonews
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Here's another holonews. It could be used in almost anybody's
campaign, with a little changing. PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU
THINK!!!



___________________________________HOLONEWS___________________________
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                                                                Volume1 Issue 8

                                From Coruscant to Yavin, we serve ALL of the Galaxy

                        Galaxy Musical Awards Held on Clak'Dor IV

        Clak'Dor IV: Last nights musical award ceremony, proved very
interesting. They gave out a lifetime achievment award, and even had
seven special live performances.

        Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, made they're first performance,
since leaving the Mos Eisley Cantina a few years ago, They played
their hit song "Mad about Me," "Worm Case," and "Tears of Aquana."
They also recieved the award for best Jizz band, beating out
Instituational Pop, a group consisting of two Humans, a Rodian, and
an Arcona. They also beat out Ithor Wailers, a group of five
Ithorians.

        Maxa Jandover was awarded a lifetime achievement award, but of
course, she couldn't except it. Jandover died in Imperial custody
quite a few years ago, but because of some unknown Devoronian, who
released a rare collection of her music, she is remembered once again.


        Other winners include Orvido Aishara, M'lar'Nkai'kambric, Janet
Lalasha, and Miracle Meriko, for diffrent catogories of older music.

        The Emperor's New Clothes, an anti-Imperial band, won the best hard
rock award, beating out Detentional Deputies, Funiuedere (Gotal for
Angressions), and Rurmroirurrurah (Wookiee for Flash Freeze). They
also performed they're hit "Section 223"

        Red Shift Limit won the award for best techno-rock group. They beat
out Enegierty, and Worthless Pitch, two groups, that are multi-
species. R.S.L also performed thier hit number "Lady Nubula."

        Other winners include Starbust, Annadale Fayde, Unfortunate Slave,
Dear Old Bantha, Nerf Hearders, Dack Krinchik,  Angry Rancors, and
Deadly Wampas. The awards these groups won, ranged from Best Female
Artist, Best Male Artist, Best Stage Performance, and Best Soft Rock
group, to Best Mainstream Group, and Best Dance Group.

        Boba Fett and the Assasin Droids, won best new group, beating out
their rivals, Dengar's Blaster, and Jawa Musk. Boba Fett, and Dengar
themsleves made appearances, and expressed no harsh feelings towards
the bands using their names, to everyone's suprise.

        Deeply Religious, won the Best Album of the Year, and Best Rock
group, with thier recent release, Ooh it bites. They also performed
their single "Ooh, it bites" and a premier of a new song,  "Remanents
Left Over."

        Most surprising of all the performances, was the first appearance of
 the Max Rebo Band, since they dissapeared after the death of Jabba
the Hutt. They played their hit song "Laptinek" and a brand new song
called "Desert Nights."

This has been Fytil Scarn reporting from Clak'Dor IV


                                        The galaxy's big, but we manage to cover it ALL!
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Oh yes, and if anybody want's DonJuan Hick's Stats, Let me know

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Josh Riehl
QQQS79B@PRODIGY.COM

Tragic news today, as former president Gerald Ford was eaten alive by
a pack of wolves, he was delicious.

Dana Carvey-
Saturday Night Live