Date: Fri, 21 Feb 1997 14:53:16 +0000 (GMT)
From: Bob Francis <rkf@GLOBALNET.CO.UK>
Subject: [SW-RPG] HoloNews: Rebel Incompitence
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REBEL INCOMPITENCE?
   NR efforts to passify Imperial Military forces in <LOCATION CLASSIFIED>
seem to have run into some troubles. Reports of Rebel Incompitence and
squabbling have been circulating. We spoke to Desharik, a Swoop Racer from
the planet <LOCATION CLASSIFIED>:
        "Yeah right, we were just in the bar like and den dese guys all came
in and picked a fight, there was these two green wunz wot waz calling uz
monkey boys and stuff and then wivvout any provoco.. provocaa.. anyfing this
young Saboteur kid threatened us all wiv a grenade"
        The sensitive military opertions have not been helped by rumours of
fighting in mission briefings and it seems that one mission in particular
looked like turning into a firefight in the bunkroom were it not for the
timely intervention of Jedi Knight Llandar Starlighter.
        We asked Admiral <NAME WITHDRAWN> for an official Imperial Statement
and this matter-he held his head in his hands and moaned:
        "They managed to get TWO Death Stars?!"

This has been Arriot Fuches reporting for the Cross/Sector...
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          "Banned by the Empire & loving every minute of it!!"
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PC Scoop...
  Campaign Timeline: After ROTJ
  Campaign InBrief: SpecOps pbem
About the Article: THis may bring a few laughs to those in my current pbem
that I'm in-the swoopers picked a fight with us in the bar but the rest of
its true-including the incompitence.... GUYS I'm out of character saying
this OK? ;)

Hope you like it

Matt Francis
rkf@globalnet.co.uk
'Never trust the Grand Vizier...'