Date: Sat, 29 Mar 1997 23:57:47 -0500
From: MR JOSH RIEHL <QQQS79B@PRODIGY.COM>
Subject: [SW-RPG] Holonews
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HEre's anthor, and it has NOTHING to do with my campaign, i just felt
like writing this-



___________________________________HOLONEWS___________________________
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                                                                Volume1 Issue 5

                                From Coruscant to Yavin, we serve ALL of the Galaxy

                        Funds Run Low on Tatooine

        Tatooine: After the recent events involving the destruction of the
planet of Alderaan, and the Imperial Battle Station, code named the
Death Star, Tatooine's local economy has been severly hurt. In fact,
it's getting so bad, that rumors are the local officials are about to
take a loan from Jabba the Hutt. If this were too happen, the capital
city of Anchorhead, would be drastically changed. Other smaller
cities, and residences, would be affected too, but not as bad. In
fact the city of Mos Eisley may even be hurt more than Anchorhead. As
I was in the two cities, I had the chance to intervue a couple of
people, here's what they had too say.

Wuher the bartender from Challum's Cantina, in Mos Eisley- " Well
personally, I couldn't care less, Jabba having lots of control over
the big cities?? Stang, what'll that do?? He already does pretty much.
 No either buy a drink, or get outta here!"

Figrin D'ian, leader of the band Figrin D'ian and the Modol Nodes-
"Hmmm, well ya that could be bad, then again, Jabba does know how to
through a GREAT party, and he LOVES gambling. Why not, although.....
"

Leesub Sirlin, Mos Eisley resident- "I'd be awful, Jabba has NO
morals. He'd have this city, and anchorhead run over in a week! I'm
telling you, if he comes here, I'm leaving!"

Ephant Mon, a trusted avisor of Jabba- "I really don't think everyone
has anything to worry about. At this time, Jabba's concetrating on
getting revenge with a few certain smugglers, and wouldn't even have
time to bother the cities."

Challum, Wookiee owner of Challum's Cantina, better known simply as
Mos Eisley Cantina- "Nrrrrugh Hurrrhgh Ahhhrhrghgh Ourrgrughrgrhroia"
 Translated- " I really don't care, whatever they do, it can only
help buisness!"

Momaw Nadon, Ithorian resident of Mos Eisley- " I think it'll be good
for Jabba, but bad for the city, of course it's not as if my opinion
matters...."

        The Imperials have asked Emperor Palpatine for a reported two-
hundred and fifty thousand credits, if they don't recieve at least
half of it, within two weeks, they'll HAVE to borrow the money from
Jabba.

        We'll have more on this as the situation develops.

This has been Fytil Scarn reporting from Tatooine.

                                        The galaxy's big, but we manage to cover it ALL!
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Tell me what you think!

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Josh Riehl
QQQS79B@PRODIGY.COM

Where are you taking this thing???

Uh, nowhere, c'mon lets go, wrong detention block.