Date: Tue, 24 Oct 1995 18:09:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: Jason Zanon <zanon@lclark.edu>
Subject: Army of Darkness Spam
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Since I was bored out of my skull in statistics and already thinking of 
the potential for characters in other milieus to cross into the WEG 
universe, I submit the following.  It's not particularly useful in any 
capacity I can think of, and you'll be able to tell that I knocked it out 
in about two minutes without any books, but I still found it slightly 
amusing.
Name:  Ash
Species:  Human
Sex:  Male
Age:  23
Ht:  1.75 m.
Wt:  73 kg
Appearance:  A handsome young man with a nicked-up face, prominent jaw 
and *very* expressive eyes (and eyebrows), Ash is well-built and 
surprisingly tough.
Personality:  Brash, cocky, cynically witty and charming.
Background:  Just out of college, he encountered the miserable job market 
available for holders of higher degrees (something near and dear to his 
creator's mind, lemme tell ya) and took an entry-level job at a regional 
department chain, S-Mart.  On a weekend excursion with his girlfriend, 
Ash accidentally awoke a great evil spirit and was thrust far into the 
past to stop it from dominating the world.
A Quote:  (so many to choose from!)  "Groovy"

DEX 4D
Melee Combat 6+2
Melee Parry 4D+1
Firearms 6D+1
Brawling 8D
Brawling Parry 5D+1
Running 5D
Missile Weapons 5D
KNO 2D
Scholar:  Demonology 5D+1
Bureaucracy:  S-Mart 6D+2
Chemistry 6D
Tactics 3D+2
Streetwise 3D
MEC 2D
Ground vehicle ops 4D
Beast Riding 4D+1
PER 3D
Willpower 13D+1
Con 4D+1
Persuasion 4D
Search 4D+2
STR 4D
Stamina 15D
Brawling 8D (sorry about listing under DEX)
Climbing/Jumping 8D+2
TEC 3D
First Aid 5D
(A) Medicine: cyborging 6D+2
Ground vehicle repair 9D
Character Points:  29
Force Points: 5
Force Sensitive?: No
Equipment:  Cybernetic right hand (does STR+1D+2 as a brawling weaopn), 
sawed-off shotgun (6D), chainsaw (4D), necronomicon ex mortis (the book 
of the dead), beat-up car with assortment of junk in the trunk, 
breastplate (gives STR+2 protection to front of torso vs. all attacks, -1 
to all DEX actions), other normal clothes.

"To be rich and powerful brings no blessing; only more utterly is the 
prosperous house destroyed, when the gods are angry."
-Euripides, _Medea_