Date: Sun, 04 Jan 1998 16:08:26 -0500
From: Basil B Varian <merlin273@JUNO.COM>
Subject: [SW-RPG] STATS: Berti Woosta
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Here's my first attempt at P.G. Wodehouse's character Bertie Wooster in a
SW format.  'Jeeves' is still being worked on.  I would appreciate any
comments and helpful advice in 'fine tuning' this character.  Thanks.

NOTE: for those of you who don't know who 'Jeeves and Wooster' are, they
are a pair of comedic characters created by P.G. Wodehouse years ago.
Wooster is a bumbling, high-class, aristocratic twit and his manservant,
Jeeves, is his perfect butler and the 'straight-man' of the stories.  If
you can get past the inane, upper-crust slang words (so common in
England's social elite of the early 1900's),  the stories are very funny.


Forgive me, P.G. :-)

BERTI WOOSTA
Type: Inept Socialite

DEXTERITY 3D
KNOWLEDGE 3D
Alien species 4D, bureaucracy 3D+1, business 3D+1, cultures 3D+1,
culture: The Galaxy's "Who's Who" 5D, languages 4D, planetary systems 4D,
scholar: "pop" literature 3D+1, value 4D, willpower 5D
MECHANICAL 3D+2
PERCEPTION 3D
Con 4D, con: fast-talk 5D, forgery: personal IDs 4D, gambling 4D,
persuasion 3D+2
STRENGTH 3D
TECHNICAL 2D+1
Force Points: 1
Character Points: 8
Move: 10
Equipment: Wardrobe full of formal attire, comlink, personal domestic
droid, 4,000 credits/month (an allowance from "Auntie" Dhallia), luxury
landspeeder, personal Lambda shuttle
Personality: Berti is the nephew of a lesser Imperial noblewoman, Lady
Dahilia, and is one of the most airheaded, sybaritic, sycophants in the
galaxy.  He has no title, and couldn't care less about the Empire or the
Rebellion, just as long as he has money and fun.  The only person he
really has to watch his step around is his Aunt, because she controls his
allowance.
Objectives: To have as much fun as he can and avoid marriage.
A Quote: "Oh, I say, old man, any news on that 'rebellion'-thingy?
Sounds TERRIBLY dreadful.  Say, you haven't seen the Kipper around today,
have you?  Blast!  The blighter owes me a 1,000 credits and I was hoping
to catch and collect before I went off to see Lady Velda's new Holoplay,
"Baby Snooks", don't you know.  Ah, well, I'll have Jeeves drop around
his place this after and snatch it up before I go, eh, wot?"


Merlin273@juno.com
"He who controls the past, commands the future.  He who commands the
future, conquers the past."  KANE, 'COMMAND & CONQUER: RED ALERT'

"A Liberal is a Conservative who hasn't been mugged yet."  THE MAXX