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From: "Mike (Leszek Karlik)" <bear@WLKP.TERNET.PL>
Subject: FLUFF: The beginning
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Well guys (and gals, too!), I figured we've forgot about one thing -
the BEGINNING.

[Star Wars main theme]

A long, long time ago, in a Galaxy far, far away...

[Cut-to: scrolling yellow text]

          It's a  dark  time  for Drycas....
         The dreaded  Alliance of Newbies and
        its Dark Leader Les'thalas, the Newbie
       Incarnate, New  Lord of Sith, and Master
      of  Dark, Light and Purple aspects  of the
     Force, Emperor-wannabe prepares to seize the
    power from Great, One and  Only Dark and Lithe
   Empress. But  he is not aware of the presence of
  other Fluffsters, who are eager to die  in defence
 of their  beloved Empress (well, almost all  of them
are). He prepares to enter the Drycas system...

[Change music to Mission Impossible]

[Slow fade-up: An Emperor-class Star Destroyer hanging over Drycas...]

Voiceover: This ship has nothing to do with credits.
           Hovever, every Star Wars Movie starts with a Star
           Destroyer...

[Emperor-class Star Destroyer explodes violently]

Voiceover: Not this time...

[Fade out]

[Fade-up to: Large throne in the Main Room of Mail Server. The Dark
and Lithe Empress with leaps up and with inhuman grace ignites her
lightsaber]

Voiceover: JAE WALKER
[Cut to graphics: JAE WALKER]

[Slo-mo: Empress parries a Starfighter-scale blaster bolt from a
small handgun held by Les'thalas with her lightsaber]

Voiceover: as THE DARK AND LITHE EMPRESS JAE

[Cut to: Les'thalas whips out a big bazooka-like weapon and fires a
big energy ball at Dark and Lithe Empress Jae]

Voiceover: LESZEK KARLIK
[Cut to graphics: LESZEK KARLIK]

[Empress TK's the ball to stop]
[Zoom-in: Les'thalas makes a bewildered face]

Voiceover: as Les'thalas.

[Cut to grapics: SPECIAL GUEST STARS]

[Cut to: Les'thalas talking to Benedict]
Voiceover: Prince Benedict of Amber
[Cut to graphics: PRINCE BENEDICT OF AMBER]
Voiceover: as Bededict.

[Cut to: KJA appearing out of nowhere]
Voiceover: Kevin J. Anderson as Kevin J. Anderson.
[Cut to graphics: KEVIN J. ANDERS...]
[FX: Screen ripples and is blown away by a small fly]
[FX: Small fly FZOOKS 34th Universe-scale Super Death Star into
oblivion]
Voiceover: KILL HIM!
[Slo-mo: KJA explodes]

[Cut to: Hologram of Steven Seagal talking to Les'thalas]
Voiceover: Steven Seagal
[Cut to graphics: STEVEN SEAGAL]
Voiceover: as Hkruukhr - Head of Les'thalas Imperial Cyborged
Noghri Sovereign Protectors.

Voiceover: Yes, we know that he does not look like Noghri, but he is
a Force-User.


[Cut to graphics: ALSO STARRING:]

Voiceover: Also starring:

[Cut to: Wing Commander Luna racing to his Y-Wing]
[Cut to: WC Luna firing HARM missiles and slamming his Y-Wing into a
cloaked Eclipse-class SD]
Voiceover: Urban Lundqvist as Wing Commander Luna.

[Cut to: Jedi Pel entering nav coordinates in the cockpit of his
X-Wing]
Voiceover: Chris Nee as Jedi Pel.

[Cut to: Alex Dakra practicing martial arts in the cockpit of black
A-Wing]
Voiceover: John Rogers as Alex Dakra.

[Cut to: Elidath the Dark approaching an Eclipse Star Destroyer in his
Assault TIE]
Voiceover: Eric Lee Cline as Elidath the Dark.

[Cut to: A BEER CAN]
[Zoom-out: Beer can is held by Raptor One]
Voiceover: Eric Lee Cline as Raptor One.
[Cut to: Raptor One's head explodes]
Voiceover: This is only FX, but since Raptor One is not really
participating we decided to kill him...

[Cut to: Z-95 Headhunter, Cloackshape and Ghtroc jumping into
hyperspace]
[Cut to: Dacoma Ruskin turning off the Fluff Interceptor]
Voiceover: Klingon Dave as Dacoma Ruskin.
[Cut to: Eithne Ruskin looking at her husband]
Voiceover: Klingon Dave as Eithne Ruskin.
[Cut to: Durric rolling his eyes]
Voiceover: Klingon Dave as Durric Ruskin.
[Cut to: Z-95 closing formation with Ghtroc]
[Cut to: Cloakshape closing formation with Ghtroc]
Voiceover: Klingon Dave as Daena, Jaxon and Sharra Ruskin.

[Cut to: Macavity looking for plot]
[Cut to: 20-foot tall Macavity shooting out beams of energy]
Voiceover: Macavity as himself.

[Cut to: Anya with keys dangling from her hand]
[Cut to: Anya turning into Template SQUIB]
Voiceover: Anya as... herself.

[Cut to: Sovereign-class SD. It suddenly dissapears from view]
[Cut to: Admiral Blake Ayries nodding to his officer]
[Cut to: KJA suddenly appearing from nowhere]
Voiceover: Protheus as Admiral Blake Ayries.

[Tape breaks]

Well guys, that's it for now... I'll finish it later - I have already
60 postings in FLUFF folder... I'll try to compile them when this
ends (IF this ends!)...

Tschus!

Mike (Leszek Karlik - bear@wlkp.ternet.pl)
    Leslie Grant - Shadowrunner unlimited, matrix wizard.